A long time ago...never mind how long..(actually it was ejjatly a year ago...the beginning is to make it seem like the beginning of a novel called 'Moby Dick' I read when I was in 6th std n somehow remember!)...i wrote this and this.
Aaaahh! So worried was I that I would miss my beloved gateway (May It Rest In Peace...Amen) that I selflessly didnt think much about the annoying things that came with the braces.
Like not being able to eat your murruku like the Vicco Toothpaste Ad ppl do...or for that matter, like your 70 year old grandma does...
Like not being able to chew gum...
Like not being able to take a full bite out of the giant veg rolls you get in your foodcourt...
Like not being able to eat eclairs without looking like a monkey with a bug in its mouth later...man the stuff sticks to metal!
Like not being able to whistle for too long without war wounds later...
Oh..the list is hugeee...trust me!
And while I do find whistling with no gap between the front teeth sorta difficult to accustom to....its Redemption baby! Finally! Though I didnt quite grasp the enormity of the situation when the dentist actually removed the metal monsters, I am now unable to stop grinning coz somebody offered me chewing gum....and imagine my pleasant surprise when i found i could actually chew it hassle free! :D
So after a million messages(thanku sowmya for giving me a title :D), facebook status changes, and a grin that still hasnt subsided....i am writing this blog to say..
I'm freeeeeeeeeee!
Now if you'l excuse me, I need to spit out the redemption...(for bulb heads...it means the chewing gum)
PS: I have dedicated a sweatshirt to the memory of my gateway...here it is
LLAI for the dedication
ReplyDeleteand you should tell CG about the title and analogy, and of course make sure he doesnt bring back your gateway
hahhahahahahaha!!! :D beshhttu!
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