That's the title because I cannot seem to come up with words for the title but I can think of varying expressions...the closest thing I can think of in words is 'Upchhh!'
Anyways, this post is because of the gateway being sealed today. Sob sob! You will know from the previous post, how (sob) emotional this is for me. But what you don't know is I have never been on a serious dentist visit before. This is like the first time I have been under the (shudder) scalpel or whatever it's equivalent is in the dental world. See! Now you know what the big deal is...
So after arriving an hour late, the orthodontist (who looked uncannily like crazy mohan) came, smiled at me, said 'Hello' with a nice smile, then plunges some metal things into my gums between my teeeethhhh. AAAAAAAAAA!!! Dentists are pure evil man! Those cliched jokes about them are right!
So the hell-in-charge proceeds to do that some trillions of times and says 'It hurts just a little bit'
Yeah right! If it hurts him just a li'l bit, what about me! I am the one on the *ahem* operation table!! Then he inserts something on my mouth making me look like donald duck...then he goes and speaks on the phone! Must have been hell calling! And while he's doing that, the intern from hell starts staring into my mouth!
Then he takes this big injection syringe and I think omg! and close my eyes. Turns out he was just spraying stuff on my teeth. Then the intern turns on this weird blue lite and I start thinking 'Are they trying to make my teeth glow in the dark?' ...which leads me to start thinking of Ross and his glow-in-the-dark teeth, and distract myself.
Then I don;t know what happened..but I think I dozed off. When I woke up, crazy mohan said 'There you go....awesome stuff! You should look as good as new in 6 months'
I guess you are wondering why am I blogging all this..tat too like..minutes after it all got over.....I thot it would distract me from the pain.
See..now, I'm alll better :D (at least as much as I can after the dentist from hell, and a painkiller :D)
Btw, I don't think the normal :D smiley works for me anymore...I mean where are the braces?! Does anyone think :H is better now?
Anyways, this post is because of the gateway being sealed today. Sob sob! You will know from the previous post, how (sob) emotional this is for me. But what you don't know is I have never been on a serious dentist visit before. This is like the first time I have been under the (shudder) scalpel or whatever it's equivalent is in the dental world. See! Now you know what the big deal is...
So after arriving an hour late, the orthodontist (who looked uncannily like crazy mohan) came, smiled at me, said 'Hello' with a nice smile, then plunges some metal things into my gums between my teeeethhhh. AAAAAAAAAA!!! Dentists are pure evil man! Those cliched jokes about them are right!
So the hell-in-charge proceeds to do that some trillions of times and says 'It hurts just a little bit'
Yeah right! If it hurts him just a li'l bit, what about me! I am the one on the *ahem* operation table!! Then he inserts something on my mouth making me look like donald duck...then he goes and speaks on the phone! Must have been hell calling! And while he's doing that, the intern from hell starts staring into my mouth!
Then he takes this big injection syringe and I think omg! and close my eyes. Turns out he was just spraying stuff on my teeth. Then the intern turns on this weird blue lite and I start thinking 'Are they trying to make my teeth glow in the dark?' ...which leads me to start thinking of Ross and his glow-in-the-dark teeth, and distract myself.
Then I don;t know what happened..but I think I dozed off. When I woke up, crazy mohan said 'There you go....awesome stuff! You should look as good as new in 6 months'
I guess you are wondering why am I blogging all this..tat too like..minutes after it all got over.....I thot it would distract me from the pain.
See..now, I'm alll better :D (at least as much as I can after the dentist from hell, and a painkiller :D)
Btw, I don't think the normal :D smiley works for me anymore...I mean where are the braces?! Does anyone think :H is better now?
that was funny! erm not the ordeal on the 'operation table part' ;) ... the :H part etc
ReplyDeletebtw Calvin&Hobbes was a nice touch!