Wednesday, December 17, 2008

An Ode to the Gateway

I am currently typing this with rubberbands around certain teeth of mine (no, they aren't growing unmanageable hair..eww!). Yes, I am going to start wearing braces tomorrow. The dear gateway and I are going to be parted in a few months. Aaah the memories! Oh dear gateway, you have been with me all my life..through sickness and health, happiness and sorrow.
I will miss drinking through straws and eating lollipops in that oh-so-unique way that was possible only because of you. I will miss sticking chewing gum between the front teeth and grossing people out. I will miss showing off the '8th wonder' to the world.
OMG! What if the gateway is the source of my mokkainess (like chandler's third nipple?! ) Would it mean the end of these blogs?!
I shudder to think of it. We have very little time left to cage you, oh sweet, sweet gateway, but it's all for good (atleast that's what they say).
They say you are growing too big for me, gateway. They say pretty soon, you will gobble up the rest of my face. They made me imagine my face getting sucked into a warp of nothing, dear gateway.
I could never doubt you gateway, but it is time to let go(basically because I do not want to roam around a mundam).
Just know that no matter what happens, I still love you gateway, And I will always cherish the wonderful times we have had together.
Sighhhhh!

PS: No wise cracks about 'You are getting braces at 21? What? Are you...getting married?' shall be entertained. We thank you for your cooperation

PS reloaded: I am sorry I did not give a warning in the beginning to have you handkerchiefs ready, I know this is some strong emotional stuff

6 comments:

  1. would removing your gateway pull your cheeks inside and make irremovable dimples on ur face?

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  2. "I will miss drinking through straws and eating lollipops in tat oh-so-unique way tat was possible only because of you...i will miss sticking chewing gum between the front teeth and grossing people out ..." he he .... Brilliant!!!
    I ll miss the gateway tooo!

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  3. SARMA wanted me to tell this on his behalf:
    "P.S. I am not peelin for ur GATEWAY!!"

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  4. @'rya' it seems:yeah right!
    @sarma: i kno u r crying on the insideee! :D

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  5. should the 11th line be true, i'll take U to swiss after u remove ur BRACES!!!

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  6. @v su: u r aemathukozhi! i no believe u!

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