Hmmmm....

So its one in the morning, and I'm still awake..swatting flies, staring at the comp coz the dumb movie i was watching just got over,and even though i declared sleepiness to the world, i just cudnt sleep. Gud Lord..I'm tired...u mite jus say 'thookam varudhu...ana thoonga mudiyala'...just dont expect a romantic link to it though. I'm actually not able to sleep coz I have a tummy ache...which makes me feel like I'v been deprived of food for like days together (n if u kno me, u jus kno tats NOT possible)...n yet, I'm not able to eat a morsel. So nowww u mite say 'pasikardhu....ana saapda mudiyala'
Sighh! there's still no romantic link to it...probably ulcers though.
Its been a long time since I've blogged....maye be coz i felt my days being soo dull i couldnt even draw some mokkais out of it n post it online so the 5 or 6 ppl who read the blog can spend 5 mins...
N congrats..whoever you are...for having read tis particular blog till here...coz i have no clue what I'm writing about..
But what the heck..u r probably just trying to while away time by staring at this blogspace rather than watever it is u work with...I'm done now...so u mite as well go back to work...or read other blogs...or mail in ur respectibe threads...or go have coffee or watever....
I wonder if IT industry is the main cause of thriving coffee beans market....

TGIF!!

Aren't weekends amazing? I mean..just when you think you cant take it any longer...just when thoughts of 'what the heck are you doing with your life?!' and 'why the hell do i even come in here everyday?' start creeping into ur mind...thr it is...the weekend...the light at the end of a tunnel :D
Thank God (or is it Julius Caesar...who was it who invented the concept of weekend anyways?) for Fridays!
And damn the world for Mondays! :P

PS: The last sentence reminds me of Garfield...who does nothing but sleep all week but still has the worst case of Monday blues.....OMG! i am a human version of Garfield!!!



PS: I jus noticed tis is my 13th blog...on friday the 13th....muhahahahaha! :D

The Origin

Everytime I give out one of my delicious mokkais, the most common response is 'How, Vetti? How?!'
Having finished my work today, or rather not being able to progress anymore due to a faulty app, I tuk my own sweet time to think about this...
It cant be where I work now, even if i am surrounded by a lot that aids and abbets my mokkai crimes( but are in denial about it)...not college...the whole mosquito coil reeled till i arrived at the exact time it all started:

(One year old vetti has jus gotten her head shaved, as per the auspicious-commands-that-have-lasted-forever-but-i-actually-have-no-clue-what-it-symbolizes..n has got a new set of baby clothes to go with the occassion)

1-yr-old-vetti(pointing at her head, he place whr thr was once tis black layer to cushion her falls head-first(mebbe the reason for the mokkainess too..mind u): :?
Vetti's dad(standing in front of the mirror):chaami mottai
1-yr-old-vetti(with a nice cute smile): chaami mottai! pudhu chattai!

...leaving my dad speechless with awe and pride about how quick his daughter had picked up his skills.

So I think its safe to say...'I From Small Time Like That Only' (Courtesy: Luzo...take a bow :P)

PS: Any wisecrack who wants to ask me how i remember this incident may hafta talk to my parents who narrate this story with pride..even today :D)

Why most of my blog titles end with .....

I have no clue!

Why I like Calvin so much...

Calvin: I'm a genius, but I'm a misunderstood genius.
Hobbes: What's misunderstood about you?
Calvin: Nobody thinks I'm a genius.

"Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers."

Ask a Stupid Qn....

So what do u guys do on a particularly boring tuesday afternoon....after spending 2 hrs wondering y its jus tues n y the day is so damn slow? come up wit a stupid game :D
How does the game go? simple! ask a stupid qn, and get a stupid answer! Go thru our handiwork below..u'l get the hang of it :P

y is red color red in color?
coz if its blue in color it'l b like its stealin blue's thunder, which is not very nice

y is the world round and not flat?
coz u hav so many flats here in t worls..but u cant hav so many rounds on a world tst s flat

what makes vetti VETTI??
when u type with capslock onnn

ok...y do v hav nick names for all ?
coz once upon a time, a guy calld nick wantd a diff name n nobdy wud grant tat wish 2 him..so in luvin memory of him

y is the sun orange in color n the moon white?
coz orange bulb in sun and white bulb in moon, n moon saves power by using tat philips low watt bulb...low electricity in power grid

y am i the one whos been shooting all the qns?
coz shooting anythin else wud put me in jail

y is the fubar smiley in skype named so?
answers:
for us to think y it s called so..
coz it says u need 'fu'd for u head..n not a 'bar'
(we figured out the real snwer for tis one courtesy wordweb: F***ed Up Beyond All Repair (Recognition/Reason/etc)

y does kimu walk so fast and chella ramya walk so slowly?
coz kimu has to walk like an emu n chella has to walk mella

y does santa use "basically" all t time?
coz if he says acidically too much it mite cause him acidity

y is my headaching now?
coz of ur sheep doggie haricut

y does vetti have a dokkku?
so she can scratch it like she did now...waaaattt....its itching!

and y do v start a grp chat everyday?
b'coz the grp chat wont strt us

y is it tht pen doesnt talk?
pen talk...aan talk too...no discrimination

Acknowledgmnts: Naatamai, jill n climax....cudnt have dun it witout ya all ;)
PS: the game has many more qns and answers, will b provided on a request basis :P