Ask a Stupid Qn....

So what do u guys do on a particularly boring tuesday afternoon....after spending 2 hrs wondering y its jus tues n y the day is so damn slow? come up wit a stupid game :D
How does the game go? simple! ask a stupid qn, and get a stupid answer! Go thru our handiwork below..u'l get the hang of it :P

y is red color red in color?
coz if its blue in color it'l b like its stealin blue's thunder, which is not very nice

y is the world round and not flat?
coz u hav so many flats here in t worls..but u cant hav so many rounds on a world tst s flat

what makes vetti VETTI??
when u type with capslock onnn

ok...y do v hav nick names for all ?
coz once upon a time, a guy calld nick wantd a diff name n nobdy wud grant tat wish 2 him..so in luvin memory of him

y is the sun orange in color n the moon white?
coz orange bulb in sun and white bulb in moon, n moon saves power by using tat philips low watt bulb...low electricity in power grid

y am i the one whos been shooting all the qns?
coz shooting anythin else wud put me in jail

y is the fubar smiley in skype named so?
answers:
for us to think y it s called so..
coz it says u need 'fu'd for u head..n not a 'bar'
(we figured out the real snwer for tis one courtesy wordweb: F***ed Up Beyond All Repair (Recognition/Reason/etc)

y does kimu walk so fast and chella ramya walk so slowly?
coz kimu has to walk like an emu n chella has to walk mella

y does santa use "basically" all t time?
coz if he says acidically too much it mite cause him acidity

y is my headaching now?
coz of ur sheep doggie haricut

y does vetti have a dokkku?
so she can scratch it like she did now...waaaattt....its itching!

and y do v start a grp chat everyday?
b'coz the grp chat wont strt us

y is it tht pen doesnt talk?
pen talk...aan talk too...no discrimination

Acknowledgmnts: Naatamai, jill n climax....cudnt have dun it witout ya all ;)
PS: the game has many more qns and answers, will b provided on a request basis :P