[6:18:23 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: mooonji
[6:18:41 PM] Vetti: c
[6:18:46 PM] Vetti: Y-K-S is givin me mariyadhai
[6:18:49 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: d
[6:18:51 PM] Vetti: moon-ji
[6:18:56 PM] Vetti: teeeheee
[6:18:58 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: face- 'd'
[6:19:03 PM] Vetti: she is also sayin
[6:19:03 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: (happy)
[6:19:06 PM] Vetti: i am like the moon
[6:19:12 PM] Vetti: not round n bumpy
[6:19:15 PM] Vetti: beautifl
[6:19:20 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: [6:19:28 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: face- 'd'
[6:19:22 PM] Vetti: dont misunderstand
[6:19:23 PM] Vetti: :P
[6:19:34 PM] Vetti: face-d?
[6:19:36 PM] Vetti: tat makes no sense
[6:19:40 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: face
[6:19:41 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: deeeee
[6:19:45 PM] Vetti: no no
[6:19:49 PM] Vetti: eithr translate it
[6:19:53 PM] Vetti: or get the opposite
[6:20:20 PM] Vetti: its either face sir
[6:20:24 PM] Vetti: or mundam di
[6:20:26 PM] Vetti: alrt?
[6:20:37 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: thu po
[6:20:39 PM] Vetti: translation of moonji is face sir
[6:20:43 PM] Vetti: n opp is mundam di
[6:20:52 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: (banghead)
[6:20:57 PM] Vetti: yes yes
[6:21:00 PM] Vetti: if u coninue tat
[6:21:03 PM] Vetti: opposite wud hold true 4 u
[6:21:06 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: shtoooooooop
[6:21:25 PM] Vetti: bus stops r outside tidel park
[6:21:26 PM] Jill Jill: vetti s not driving any vehicle to stop Y-K-S
[6:21:27 PM] Vetti: jus outside
Vetti: u will also find a couple in madhya kailash
[6:21:35 PM] Vetti: n in fron of iit
[6:21:42 PM] Jill Jill: jinx vetti..
[6:21:48 PM] Vetti: teehee
[6:21:50 PM] Vetti: actually
[6:21:51 PM] Jill Jill: both almost came up with same thing
[6:21:57 PM] Vetti: anythin in a state of uniform motion
[6:21:58 PM] Vetti: can b stoppd
[6:22:07 PM] Jill Jill: no it cant
[6:22:11 PM] Jill Jill: b stopped
[6:22:12 PM] Vetti: n i am definitely not wearin a uniform
[6:22:14 PM] Vetti: tat says motion
[6:22:15 PM] Vetti: on it
[6:22:20 PM] Vetti: tat actually sounds yucky
[6:22:29 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: nything which i speak can b used against me so :x
[6:22:31 PM] Jill Jill: it continues its motion unless some external force s applied on it
[6:22:41 PM] Jill Jill: :D
[6:22:42 PM] Jill Jill: llai
[6:22:47 PM] Vetti: teeheeeeee
[6:23:01 PM] Jill Jill: and Y-K-S u wanna come up with something more.
[6:23:02 PM] Jill Jill: >
[6:23:04 PM] Vetti: but ur words rnt like daggers
[6:23:05 PM] Jill Jill: ?
[6:23:07 PM] Vetti: so it wont kill u Y-K-S
[6:23:11 PM] Vetti: n wat doesnt kill u
[6:23:14 PM] Vetti: only makes u stronger
[6:23:15 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: now i will
[6:23:15 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: -
[6:23:16 PM] Yaanai-ki-sorri: !
[6:23:29 PM] Jill Jill: and gals..t time s 6.30
[6:23:30 PM] Vetti: u will dash to the nearest exit?
**If u have jus finished reading the entire thing, congrats...u r marana vetti(not the deadlier mutant of me...think of the verb) and ur mokkai tolerance level is extremely high**
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Random Whatever...
Random Questions that have popped up in my head today
What is so special abt differently pitched n frequencied noises aka music that we like it so much?
How is it tat i am always filld wit crap but wen i think abt wat to wrte next in the blog, i draw a blank? Do I have mokkai-ers block? :O
How did the 6 friends in FRIENDS get to spend so much time together even with their jobs and spouses(btw is tat a real word? n have u heard of the common mokkai...plural of mouse is mice, si is plural of spouse spice?)
Why does that girl giggle so much?
Who was the dumb(i mean not speakable...not stupid...dont sue me coz of tis) n blind music composer...mozart or beethoven or both?
Why is everybody achoo-ing n swearing n sleeping at the same time here?
Why are my feet full of mosquito bites? Damn u blood suckers!
Why do all disney characters luk more or less the same?
Why is every1 these days getting a car...or gettin married...or gettin a senti?
How wud naatamai ask her senti if he wud go 2 the beach with her?
How does this office hold soo many ppl who luk/behave like ppl from BITS? Or have i just not let go of tat phase of my life yet?
Random Things discovered today
Never sit in the reception sofa n giggle uncontrollably...makes ppl recognize the idiot in u
Given the chance, i wud never change my past (not tat it was amazingly perfect, i'm too lazy to go thru it all again) (tis discovery is thanx to bulbu :P)
Hdfc ppl r despo for makin ppl get their credit cards...so they give u one even if u havnt applied for any
Bun Samosa is plain bun and somosa, cut n mixed with each other
I havent spoken to lotsa ppl for months together now
What is so special abt differently pitched n frequencied noises aka music that we like it so much?
How is it tat i am always filld wit crap but wen i think abt wat to wrte next in the blog, i draw a blank? Do I have mokkai-ers block? :O
How did the 6 friends in FRIENDS get to spend so much time together even with their jobs and spouses(btw is tat a real word? n have u heard of the common mokkai...plural of mouse is mice, si is plural of spouse spice?)
Why does that girl giggle so much?
Who was the dumb(i mean not speakable...not stupid...dont sue me coz of tis) n blind music composer...mozart or beethoven or both?
Why is everybody achoo-ing n swearing n sleeping at the same time here?
Why are my feet full of mosquito bites? Damn u blood suckers!
Why do all disney characters luk more or less the same?
Why is every1 these days getting a car...or gettin married...or gettin a senti?
How wud naatamai ask her senti if he wud go 2 the beach with her?
How does this office hold soo many ppl who luk/behave like ppl from BITS? Or have i just not let go of tat phase of my life yet?
Random Things discovered today
Never sit in the reception sofa n giggle uncontrollably...makes ppl recognize the idiot in u
Given the chance, i wud never change my past (not tat it was amazingly perfect, i'm too lazy to go thru it all again) (tis discovery is thanx to bulbu :P)
Hdfc ppl r despo for makin ppl get their credit cards...so they give u one even if u havnt applied for any
Bun Samosa is plain bun and somosa, cut n mixed with each other
I havent spoken to lotsa ppl for months together now
Friday, January 23, 2009
When Boredom attacks - 1
From: hp
have a compree tomorrow... and another in on 8th.... what doings??
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From: alleged bulbu
u asked an intriguing question HP!
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT I M DOING.
The word nothing cud define closely what i am doing.
But i cant say nothing when i m typing this mail.
now i lost it...if u made sense reply.
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: CG
gosh..makin me more sleepy with thin like that
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From: allaged bulbu
i m keeping myself awake by typing things like that :P
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: hp
ayyoooo........... i couldnt bear it..... but then an inteligent answer
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From: alleged bulbu
see cg HP found it interesting!
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: hp
how is the climate in southern parts ppl....... here its damn hot...
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From: hp
i never said that... things can be intelligent but not interesting....
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From: alleged bulbu
ya i meant to type intelligent..was a self-complimenting typo :D
n climate hot,schorching,burning,fuming, any other word u know of
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This actually went on for a long time after this...heck its still goin on! But figured an overdose mite kill the average reader. :D
Coming soon: The Oh Boy We Were.. series :D
have a compree tomorrow... and another in on 8th.... what doings
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From: alleged bulbu
u asked an intriguing question HP!
I REALLY DONT KNOW WHAT I M DOING.
The word nothing cud define closely what i am doing.
But i cant say nothing when i m typing this mail.
now i lost it...if u made sense reply.
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: CG
gosh..makin me more sleepy with thin like that
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From: allaged bulbu
i m keeping myself awake by typing things like that :P
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: hp
ayyoooo........... i couldnt bear it..... but then an inteligent answer
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From: alleged bulbu
see cg HP found it interesting!
[Quoted text hidden]
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From: hp
how is the climate in southern parts ppl....... here its damn hot...
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From: hp
i never said that... things can be intelligent but not interesting....
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From: alleged bulbu
ya i meant to type intelligent..was a self-complimenting typo :D
n climate hot,schorching,burning,fuming, any other word u know of
.
.
.
.
This actually went on for a long time after this...heck its still goin on! But figured an overdose mite kill the average reader. :D
Coming soon: The Oh Boy We Were.. series :D
Monday, January 12, 2009
Love, Life, Stuff and Nonsense :D Part 2
(Make sure u have read the blog below this one)
Ok…replay:
Ya so kakaraja always had this crush on that heroine..
But she just vanished after that knocked-up-n-baby-sending-on-river fiasco.
She had moved to another town. He searched her for a few weeks..n later gussed her.
Now this kid was his all.he grew him up with all love and care n passed on all the wisdom to him. Until one day….
Until one day kakaraja ju meets tis beautiful girl in a bus….she luks sad…he goes over n asks wats wrong
The girl doesn’t talk much at first…but thanx to kakaraja ju’s easy charm, she starts talkin to him…kakaraja tactfully doesn’t ask her abt her prob
So this kakaraju ju ..flirts with her on the bus..thye are laughing and talking
(mild duet here)
N then wen they are abt to reach their destination..she tells him she is already engaged to this mora-payan guy..n her marriage is in a month
Ok….so kakaraju ju gets a shock…n says ‘u spend on evenin wit me . if u like me more, we will run away 2gthr’
The girl, actually bein forced into the marriage, agrees
N turns out she likes ju more….
She is engaged to the mora-payan guy..who is karthick..who happens to work in a software company..who was our initial protagonist who left laptop n cellphone n took a vacation. (that shud sooooo be karthick :D )..he also does this vacation thing cuz he doesn’t wanna end up with this village gal..but his mom keeps pestering him abt it..n he was forcefully made to get engaged with her.
So mosquito coil over: bak 2 reality:
Ths 3 r starin at each othr in the bus
He figures out tis is the mora payyan wen he sees his wallet fall on the grndn it has a pic of the heroine(kathick’s mom kept it thr so he;d like her more)
So karthik is beatin ju to pulp wen the old lady shouts ‘nahiiii’
she says ‘no no…tat birthmark on his dokku chin….tats my kid! It’s a family birthmark! I have it too!’
INTERVAL
N ending as usual karthick wont get the heroine…gunda will be all ashamed cuz he has grown to be a gunda…but he will be angry at his mom for throwing in the basket (the thalapadhi scene )
(senti family song remix girl version) after long dramatic dialogue exchanges…the mother and son make up and mother makes him see the error in his ways
gunda decides to marry the gal n moota thookify n earn to run family/..he gives up all his gunda-ism.
Karthik gives long speech to heroine’s dad abt how he shud let her marry person of her choice n he sethu vechufies gunda n heroine…
n runs off to the city singing something like “krishna krishna…”(from dum dum dum)
Gunda n heroine get married in a nearby temple n go to meet kakaraja…but they find him struggling for life in his house..attacked by some olden day enemies….this dancer goes n finds out he has pacha kuthified her name on his chest…some Shivaji-kr-vijaya-style romance here……she cries on him n dies holding his hands.
The End
La Fin
Credits:
Inspired by: Orang, wanting a masala movie
Script writers: Sowmya S and Moi
We would like to thank all our fans for their undying support and criticism, without which our project would never have completed
@Copyrighted material...if found plagiarized, definite suing will happen
Ok…replay:
Ya so kakaraja always had this crush on that heroine..
But she just vanished after that knocked-up-n-baby-sending-on-river fiasco.
She had moved to another town. He searched her for a few weeks..n later gussed her.
Now this kid was his all.he grew him up with all love and care n passed on all the wisdom to him. Until one day….
Until one day kakaraja ju meets tis beautiful girl in a bus….she luks sad…he goes over n asks wats wrong
The girl doesn’t talk much at first…but thanx to kakaraja ju’s easy charm, she starts talkin to him…kakaraja tactfully doesn’t ask her abt her prob
So this kakaraju ju ..flirts with her on the bus..thye are laughing and talking
(mild duet here)
N then wen they are abt to reach their destination..she tells him she is already engaged to this mora-payan guy..n her marriage is in a month
Ok….so kakaraju ju gets a shock…n says ‘u spend on evenin wit me . if u like me more, we will run away 2gthr’
The girl, actually bein forced into the marriage, agrees
N turns out she likes ju more….
She is engaged to the mora-payan guy..who is karthick..who happens to work in a software company..who was our initial protagonist who left laptop n cellphone n took a vacation. (that shud sooooo be karthick :D )..he also does this vacation thing cuz he doesn’t wanna end up with this village gal..but his mom keeps pestering him abt it..n he was forcefully made to get engaged with her.
So mosquito coil over: bak 2 reality:
Ths 3 r starin at each othr in the bus
He figures out tis is the mora payyan wen he sees his wallet fall on the grndn it has a pic of the heroine(kathick’s mom kept it thr so he;d like her more)
So karthik is beatin ju to pulp wen the old lady shouts ‘nahiiii’
she says ‘no no…tat birthmark on his dokku chin….tats my kid! It’s a family birthmark! I have it too!’
INTERVAL
N ending as usual karthick wont get the heroine…gunda will be all ashamed cuz he has grown to be a gunda…but he will be angry at his mom for throwing in the basket (the thalapadhi scene )
(senti family song remix girl version) after long dramatic dialogue exchanges…the mother and son make up and mother makes him see the error in his ways
gunda decides to marry the gal n moota thookify n earn to run family/..he gives up all his gunda-ism.
Karthik gives long speech to heroine’s dad abt how he shud let her marry person of her choice n he sethu vechufies gunda n heroine…
n runs off to the city singing something like “krishna krishna…”(from dum dum dum)
Gunda n heroine get married in a nearby temple n go to meet kakaraja…but they find him struggling for life in his house..attacked by some olden day enemies….this dancer goes n finds out he has pacha kuthified her name on his chest…some Shivaji-kr-vijaya-style romance here……she cries on him n dies holding his hands.
The End
La Fin
Credits:
Inspired by: Orang, wanting a masala movie
Script writers: Sowmya S and Moi
We would like to thank all our fans for their undying support and criticism, without which our project would never have completed
@Copyrighted material...if found plagiarized, definite suing will happen
Life, Love, Stuff and Nonsense :D
Our hero is a software engineer…walkin into his company on a Monday morning. He sighs, thinking of how routine his life has become, magnified by the Monday morning blues. He sits down at his desk, opens his inbox and starts deleting the forwards in his inbox, which is the usually the 1st thing on his routine every single day.
Yeah until….a forward catches his eye…abt some place far away tat is like absolute paradise…n he thinks ‘shit of the bull! I shud b thr now! Not here!’
He bagpacks n starts immediately.leaves his laptop and cellphone on the table n rushes out.takes his bike n rides off to nowhere ..out of contact with the world..out of contact with his boss.
Just him and his bike.
Hmmm……so its nite time and he’s still riding the bike…wen he sees this bus stop…..he figures ‘wat the heck…I will go whever tat bus goes’
he gets into the bus and seates himself...the bus keeps goin n goin n goin.
Farrrr into the nite, a mob of gangsters enter the bus n threaten everyone to give their valuables…(this shud be the action bit)
So our hero is silently sitting at the bak…till the mob threateans an old lady..tats wen he starts fighting wit the mob…..wen hes beatin up one partivular guy, the old lady gets up n shouts ‘nahiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Woh mera beta hainnnnn!’
Mosquito coil:
The old lady was once an exotic dancer in a bar(item song now)
She was in luv wit a regular customer in the bar..now tis regular customer is insanely gud luking….
One fine day, the two bcme sentis….aftr many fine days, the girl figures she is pregnant…but the guy gets 2 kno tis n leaves her n takes off….
The dancer, heart broken, decides the only way she cud get over him is to start a new life.
So she leaves the baby in a basket..floats it in a river…n leaves the town forever
But in the meanwhile, the gunda of the town, kakaraja, was hopelesslyin luv wit the dancer female
But he never did have the courage to ask her out
Wen he finally sums up the courage to talk 2 her, he finds out tat shes left town forever….
Heartbroken, he sits near a river…n finds a baby in a basket
Now kakaraja has been thinkin of retirement..but has too many gory details tat jus cant b revealed..so hes been thinkin of whom he cud trust in the future for it…
Wen he sees the baby, he decides to raise the kid n make him his follower
So kakaraja brings up the baby like his own little boy (family senti song here)
Yeah until….a forward catches his eye…abt some place far away tat is like absolute paradise…n he thinks ‘shit of the bull! I shud b thr now! Not here!’
He bagpacks n starts immediately.leaves his laptop and cellphone on the table n rushes out.takes his bike n rides off to nowhere ..out of contact with the world..out of contact with his boss.
Just him and his bike.
Hmmm……so its nite time and he’s still riding the bike…wen he sees this bus stop…..he figures ‘wat the heck…I will go whever tat bus goes’
he gets into the bus and seates himself...the bus keeps goin n goin n goin.
Farrrr into the nite, a mob of gangsters enter the bus n threaten everyone to give their valuables…(this shud be the action bit)
So our hero is silently sitting at the bak…till the mob threateans an old lady..tats wen he starts fighting wit the mob…..wen hes beatin up one partivular guy, the old lady gets up n shouts ‘nahiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Woh mera beta hainnnnn!’
Mosquito coil:
The old lady was once an exotic dancer in a bar(item song now)
She was in luv wit a regular customer in the bar..now tis regular customer is insanely gud luking….
One fine day, the two bcme sentis….aftr many fine days, the girl figures she is pregnant…but the guy gets 2 kno tis n leaves her n takes off….
The dancer, heart broken, decides the only way she cud get over him is to start a new life.
So she leaves the baby in a basket..floats it in a river…n leaves the town forever
But in the meanwhile, the gunda of the town, kakaraja, was hopelesslyin luv wit the dancer female
But he never did have the courage to ask her out
Wen he finally sums up the courage to talk 2 her, he finds out tat shes left town forever….
Heartbroken, he sits near a river…n finds a baby in a basket
Now kakaraja has been thinkin of retirement..but has too many gory details tat jus cant b revealed..so hes been thinkin of whom he cud trust in the future for it…
Wen he sees the baby, he decides to raise the kid n make him his follower
So kakaraja brings up the baby like his own little boy (family senti song here)
Word of the Day
So being a growing software engineer, my blog cannot be devoid of crap I come up with during office hours can it?
Lets make a start with 'word of the day'....this is a word we (meaning primarily me + the vetti gang who approves it) (vetti gang does, in no way, imply I am the leader of the gang...I just happen to have an..umm...oft-used-adjective for a name!) come up with on days when we go insane from no-work..or over work :D
Here's goes:
Mokkomania:
reached the state of boredomness when anything anybody says seems to be turnable into a mokkai to you
Created by: yaanai ku sorri :D
Inspiration: moi!
Roamaholic:
one who is addicted to roaming around here and there and cannot sit still in the desk for more than 10 mins
created by: moi
inspiration: me n my partner in crime, my teammate- jill jill jackalingam :D :D
Momohead:
Nothing specific; momo = Chinese equivalent of kozhukatai(that thing we have during vinayaka chathurthi..don't ask me to explain!)
Created by: moi
Inspiration: a wingie
Normally used in context of: nincompoop
Smilieophilic:
being addicted to use of smileys
Created by: moi
Inspired by: herself
Komohead:
short for komalihead; Used to call somebody a buffoon
created by: yaanai ki sorri :D :D
inspiration: slip of the tongue :D
Rccm disorder:
Rccm = right click clear msgs
Meaning: a paranoid feeling tat u MUST clear all messages in the chat window immediately after you have typed 2 lines in case somebody reads it
Keep note of all the words..you will soon be having an vgre....vetti gre!
(List shall be updated on frequent basis....please keep yourself up to date...thank you for your co operation)
(PS: there r some words I remember having made up n not remembering...if you do remember them, please feel free to add them :D :D)
Lets make a start with 'word of the day'....this is a word we (meaning primarily me + the vetti gang who approves it) (vetti gang does, in no way, imply I am the leader of the gang...I just happen to have an..umm...oft-used-adjective for a name!) come up with on days when we go insane from no-work..or over work :D
Here's goes:
Mokkomania:
reached the state of boredomness when anything anybody says seems to be turnable into a mokkai to you
Created by: yaanai ku sorri :D
Inspiration: moi!
Roamaholic:
one who is addicted to roaming around here and there and cannot sit still in the desk for more than 10 mins
created by: moi
inspiration: me n my partner in crime, my teammate- jill jill jackalingam :D :D
Momohead:
Nothing specific; momo = Chinese equivalent of kozhukatai(that thing we have during vinayaka chathurthi..don't ask me to explain!)
Created by: moi
Inspiration: a wingie
Normally used in context of: nincompoop
Smilieophilic:
being addicted to use of smileys
Created by: moi
Inspired by: herself
Komohead:
short for komalihead; Used to call somebody a buffoon
created by: yaanai ki sorri :D :D
inspiration: slip of the tongue :D
Rccm disorder:
Rccm = right click clear msgs
Meaning: a paranoid feeling tat u MUST clear all messages in the chat window immediately after you have typed 2 lines in case somebody reads it
Keep note of all the words..you will soon be having an vgre....vetti gre!
(List shall be updated on frequent basis....please keep yourself up to date...thank you for your co operation)
(PS: there r some words I remember having made up n not remembering...if you do remember them, please feel free to add them :D :D)
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