Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Never Fear..Airtel is Here!

Does anybody know how much Airtel offers to my life....and how it makes umpteen attempts to make it so much better?! Here...let me give you examples...(Courtesy: my DND sms they gauranteed would give me a spamless connection, not working)

1. The Joy of Music:
Sender: Villu
Call 9600199489(TollFree) *whattey relief* & press * to set Hey Rama Rama song from Villu as your Hello Tune. Rs.15/Song and rs.30/Min

2. A Window to a beautiful active social life:
Sender: Friend Chat
Are you bored of living a lonely life? Make your life exciting with friends on AIRTEL's FRIENDS CHAT. Dial 543216 & subscribe @just Rs.30/Min & Rs.2/Min-Airtel

3. An easier workload-free(er) life:
Sender: Prizes 4 U
Last 2 days! Win Cooking Range, Dish Washer worth Rs.22000. Just dial SMS WIN to 54242 ar Rs.3/SMS & answer 3 simple questions. Hurry and win Prizes!
They not only send you the oh-so-helpful msgs once, they keep reminding you...so thrs no way you lose!
Sender:Last Day
Last Day! Win prizes worth Rs.22,000 of Dish washer, Cooking Range and more. Just SMS WIN to 54242 at Rs.3/SMS & answer 2 simple questions.
Note that this msg has dish wahser first...just in case you missed it the first time! :D

4. Soothesayer:
Sender: Money Check
Will you become rich in the coming years? To know, SMS MONEY to 51515 at rs.3/SMS. Eg: SMS Money Ramesh to 51515
I sure do hope Ramesh did not receive any bad news!
Sender: Love Life
Message LOVE to know how compatible you are, to 52525.
Whatever would i do without Airtel telling me if He's the right guy! sighhhh!

5 Helper to breaking the language barriers:
Want to improve your english? want to communicate better?? Dial *646*049#(toll free) and subscribe the Speak English Pack just Rs.5/10 days.

6. Sender of Good Wishes:
We wish u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours good health, 52600 minutes good luck, 3153600 seconds of joy. Happy new Year

7. All-in-all-alagu-raja every festival/event:
Sender: New Yr 09
New Year 2009 Special! Set the Best of Hello Tunes, Download Ringtones and Dedicate wishes to your family & friends. Just dial 543212790 at Rs.6/Min on Airtel

I wonder y ppl r so worried about finding jobs in the current recession....i mean...airtel hai na?!

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