Never Fear..Airtel is Here!

Does anybody know how much Airtel offers to my life....and how it makes umpteen attempts to make it so much better?! Here...let me give you examples...(Courtesy: my DND sms they gauranteed would give me a spamless connection, not working)

1. The Joy of Music:
Sender: Villu
Call 9600199489(TollFree) *whattey relief* & press * to set Hey Rama Rama song from Villu as your Hello Tune. Rs.15/Song and rs.30/Min

2. A Window to a beautiful active social life:
Sender: Friend Chat
Are you bored of living a lonely life? Make your life exciting with friends on AIRTEL's FRIENDS CHAT. Dial 543216 & subscribe @just Rs.30/Min & Rs.2/Min-Airtel

3. An easier workload-free(er) life:
Sender: Prizes 4 U
Last 2 days! Win Cooking Range, Dish Washer worth Rs.22000. Just dial SMS WIN to 54242 ar Rs.3/SMS & answer 3 simple questions. Hurry and win Prizes!
They not only send you the oh-so-helpful msgs once, they keep reminding you...so thrs no way you lose!
Sender:Last Day
Last Day! Win prizes worth Rs.22,000 of Dish washer, Cooking Range and more. Just SMS WIN to 54242 at Rs.3/SMS & answer 2 simple questions.
Note that this msg has dish wahser first...just in case you missed it the first time! :D

4. Soothesayer:
Sender: Money Check
Will you become rich in the coming years? To know, SMS MONEY to 51515 at rs.3/SMS. Eg: SMS Money Ramesh to 51515
I sure do hope Ramesh did not receive any bad news!
Sender: Love Life
Message LOVE to know how compatible you are, to 52525.
Whatever would i do without Airtel telling me if He's the right guy! sighhhh!

5 Helper to breaking the language barriers:
Want to improve your english? want to communicate better?? Dial *646*049#(toll free) and subscribe the Speak English Pack just Rs.5/10 days.

6. Sender of Good Wishes:
We wish u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of success, 8760 hours good health, 52600 minutes good luck, 3153600 seconds of joy. Happy new Year

7. All-in-all-alagu-raja every festival/event:
Sender: New Yr 09
New Year 2009 Special! Set the Best of Hello Tunes, Download Ringtones and Dedicate wishes to your family & friends. Just dial 543212790 at Rs.6/Min on Airtel

I wonder y ppl r so worried about finding jobs in the current recession....i mean...airtel hai na?!