Cab Ride Conversations with The H

Me *Post two traumatic head injuries*: My head hurts
The H: Awww
Me: Like two areas of concentrated pain on my forehead
The H: Its because you banged your head very hard..twice
Me: Or maybe it's because I am turning into HellBoy. Woaaahh. Maybe I am going to turn red. And you'll probably have to break off my horns. You will still stay married to me, won't you?
The H: *facepalm*
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*Two hours after my startling HellBoy revelation....revelation now having turned into bitter disappointment of still staying the same*
Me: Everything hurts. My head. My neck. My back. My eyes. My nose. My legs.
The H: Ouch. That's a lot of body parts.
Me: I know, right! You're probably gonna need a lot of spare parts to fix me.
The H: Eh?
Me: And you have to do it really quick. I mean, my one year warranty is almost gonna get over...July 15th isn't very far off. You better hurry.
The H: Kadavule!(Oh God!)
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*The following is not for the Tamil-Challenged*
The H: Kandadha saapdaadha.
Me: Kandadha dhane da saapda mudiyum. Kaanaadhadha epdi da saapda mudiyum.
The H: Oh Gawd! Mudiliyae enala!
Me: Cha...unaala la illa. Kalyanathuku munadi lendhe enaku orae hair fall.
The H: Hang up!
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Me: The hilllsss are aliveee...with the sound of musiccccc. aaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa.
The H: *hangs up*
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Me: Did you know that there's a house named "Anu's" near ours?
The H *sounding very disinterested*: Oh really?
Me: Every time my cab passes through it, I read it without the apostrophe and go wtf.
The H: Wait..what?!