When Mokkais Attack

Me: Watcha doing?
Victim: Movie
Me: oohh i'm bored
Victim: Its the climax..wait
Me: oooooh its the Butler who did it
Victim: ?
Me: Its always the butler...trust me
Victim: Thu
Me: Cha...Nobody appreciates true Detective talent anymore...they only follow 50 year old historians who dig out stuff abt Da Vinci and his code...kaliyugam
Victim: Shabbaa...this is a war movie
Me: Ooohh....its the Butler i tell you...dint u know..this country's president's butler forgot to deliver the tea invitation that country's president gave
Victim: !$#%&!@&