Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Tea Party

So I wrote this when my cousin mailed me saying her two and three quarters year old daughter hosted a pretend tea party on her birthday.

What a perfect day for an outdoor tea party it is!
The sun is shining.
The birds are chirping.
The colorful butterflies are fluttering by.
And what a turn out! 
There is Mr.Gummy, silly as he is, wearing his bright yellow rain coat.
Next to him sits Lady Lola in her beautiful gown, her hair braided with pretty flowers.
Naughty Monkey Moop is sitting at the edge of his chair, trying to put sugar cubes into his mouth while no one is looking.
Donkey Dan is laughing his wonderfully infectious laugh while Joko, the Clown, honks with his big red nose and moos like a cow.
Then sits good old Lucy, smiling and looking upon everybody with a sparkle in her eye.
And there comes Mother, with a pot of steaming hot tea and cakes!
How everyone cheers!
Shush..I cannot describe the party to you anymore. My tea is getting cold, and I'm afraid Monkey Moop is going to eat my share of the cake. 
Good bye now!
No wait! 
Oh wonderful! Mother has got extra.
Would you like to join us?



Monday, October 28, 2013

How to Bug a Friend Early in the Morning

You: I pinged you. You ignored me. Head down sad face
Friend: Chin up eeeeeee face!!! :D
You: And as she grinned like a maniac, a minuscule mosquito made it's way into her wide, open mouth
Friend: Heehawhaw poraaamai*...
You: Little did she know that the sound of her laugh mimicked to perfection, the mating bray of a donkey. Somewhere nearby, donkey Jojo's quest for it's soul mate began.
Friend: Kazhudhaiya vechu oru kaadhal kaaviyama?? Ezhudhi mudichutu give me credits for instigating ur innovation :D **
You: But did she realize she was more than mere inspiration? Did she realize that she was the lead actor, the heart and soul of this beautiful Ballad of the Bray?
*** Silence ***

* -  ~Insert Donkey braying noise here~ Jealousy
** - A love story with a donkey? When you are done writing it, please give me credits.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Blah

S: I don't know if its the industries they work in, but my friends seem to think they are surrounded by crooks and cheats.
Me: What industries do they work in?
S: Oil, Banking, Fast Moving Consumer Goods
Me: So the people in Oil are too oily, you cannot bank on people in Banking, and the Fast Moving Consumer Goods people always try to pull a fast one on you?
S: Thu

Is it sad that this conversation was the highlight of my day?

Saturday, September 28, 2013

Love Note

I remember the first time we met.

You took me by surprise.
So perfect, so beautiful.
How you stood out in the crowd,
All eyes drawn to you.

You came closer.
My heart beat faster.
The closer you came, the more I started falling.
 Falling unexplainably love with you.

It was love at first sight.
But was it meant to be?
Would getting to know each other,
spoil this first wave of pure, unhampered love?

Its been close to half a decade now.
We have had our share of bad days,
Days when were not at our best.
But I still love you as much as I did that day.

Perhaps even more.

My dear blueberry cheesecake,
This is my ode to you.
To our love.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Day 6: Of Pangong, Peace and Paneer Pakodas

I think no amount of words and no amount of pictures can capture what I see and feel today - the sparkling streams, the wild horses running along side the roads, the Pangong lake teasing us, subtly changing her appearance as and when she pleased, acting as the window to the Sky's Soul; the quaint little tents overseeing the lake, the chilly winds, the warmth of Maggi and paneer pakodas. The sheer bliss and calm that washes over me.
I choose to write no more. I will, instead, show you. Mind you, these pics do absolutely no justice to this Prima donna.









Saturday, August 3, 2013

Day 5: Of Magnets, Magic and Merging rivers

This morning, we have been promised of a magical feat- to see cars defy gravity. After a very mellow day, we are all more excited than usual. 
However, we first stop at the Military's Hall of Fame. A museum that explains to us how the Indian borders are being protected day in and day out, by our soldiers. We see videos and exhibits about how the soldiers train, braving the cruel weather and unforgiving peaks. We learn of the history and culture of Ladakh. For the first time in my life, it hits me how much these unknown faces sacrifice for our well being. But how do we, nestled safely in our homes behave? By looting, raping and exploiting each other. A sense of sadness clings to me. Along with astonishment at my own profoundness. Wow. I know, right?
With this new-found insight about myself, I am whisked away by our car to the Magnetic Hill, which boasts that from a particular point, the vehicles move upward on a downward slope. The drivers stop for the demo, puts the car on neutral gear and lets go of the steering wheel. We all hold our breath. And the car moves downwards. Our hearts break, our heads refuse to accept defeat. We make the driver do it again and again. We finally console ourselves saying the slope is bare minimum, so it must be something that's pulling the car. Some elderly drivers scoff and laugh at our wishful conclusion. 
Much much later, Google tells us that the point is actually an optical illusion. Surrounded by mountains on all sides, the lack of a visible horizon tricks the mind and makes people think the slope is upwards. But we are no ordinary humans, I guess. Our minds are simply too sharp to be cheated. Ha!
But right now, we are all putting on a brave face. And we are hungry. Just in time,we pull up to a Gurudhwara. The Sikh temple is huge and beautiful - and pretty much in the middle of nowhere. We find out why- legend has it that there was once a demon living on that very hill, terrorizing the villagers who lived at its foot hill. Guru Nanak, during His travels, came across this village and sought rest. When the villagers told Him of their demon shaped problem, He sat at the foot hill, praying and meditating. The demon, angry that anybody would want to pray against its endearing form and charm, pushed a boulder down to smash him. But the boulder magically softened like a marshmallow and just became deformed when it hit Him. The angry demon walked down and kicked the boulder, only to have a foot shaped dent form on the boulder. The demon realized Guru Nanak's greatness, apologized for being a big meanie, and turned into the friendly-next-door-demon who helps fold laundry and fetch water. 
And this very Gurudhwara houses this magical boulder.
Now I am telling this story in great detail because it appeals to my sense of mystic. And also because I find it very funny to imagine a demon kick into a boulder and get its leg stuck in there. I, in fact, have a whole cartoon running in my head now.
So with a goofy grin on my face, I turn to leave when the volunteers stop us and ask us to have lunch. The grin growing bigger, we proceed to the lunch hall. We are served with a very simple menu, and very ordinary dishes- yet they all taste marvelous  We wonder at how the meal is so simple, yet mind blowing. My sense of mystic tingles once again. How much food can make a person happy, the husband and I give a contended sigh.
After the lunch and some dessert and tea, and with a more happier mindset, we move to the Sangam. Its the point where the Zanskar river and the Indus river merge, and flow on as the greater Indus. And the whole route leading up to the point is beautiful. Brown and sandy mountains, capped with white snow; green patches of land kneeling near their feet and lapping up water from their sparkling, tiny streams flowing around them- you know, the whole works - again a sight that no camera can truly capture. 
We finally reach the Sangam. We are delighted to spot the clear demarcation between the rivers till the point they merge. We decide to walk along the bank of the deceptively calm  and peaceful river. How some monkey like antics led to my pants getting ripped at the knee, I will not elaborate. Inner poise, apparently, is not one of my strong points. But it is, over all, an inner peace evoking evening. 
We reach back home and decide to while the evening away in the market. We discover a quaint little roof top restaurant, which boasts of an 'interesting' view of Leh. And it is. As we sit there, sipping our mint-lemon tea and eating the indescribable paneer pakodas, that the husband and I realize how unconventionally idyllic this place is. And how, given the chance, we can lead a simple yet fulfilling life if we stay here. So we spend the rest of the evening making plans to open a south Indian restaurant here and settle down; far, far away from our 9 to 5 jobs in the concrete jungles.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

Day 4: Of Bombs, Bandhs and Bakeries

So what simply must happen when a day goes unbelievably smooth? Murphy must pay a visit, of course. The magical day we had happens to coincide with The Dalai Lama's birthday. And somebody just has to celebrate by planting a bomb in Bodhgaya in Delhi. 
The bomb blast causes outrage among the very peaceful looking Ladakhis. And they declare a bandh. Late that night, the villagers have a..umm..heart to heart with the drivers, making it clear that if we don't cross the place by 5 am, they will be possessed by a tyre slashing- rock throwing fit. The drivers get scared, alert the Trip Managers, and after much deliberation, it is decided we leave at 4 in the morning.
Sighs. I spend the last hours bidding good bye to the lovely stream, our tent, the trees, the attached tent loo - whatever I can find. 
At 4 am, we all take off like refugees- but it turns out to be not as dramatic as I imagined it would be. Reason 1: the sun is up and shining bright at that unearthly hour. Reason 2: The the-snow-leopard-inside-us-has-been-awoken villagers are all fast asleep. And continue to be for the rest of the day. I bet they had a really nice laugh before going to sleep about scaring the drivers out of their wits.
So after an uneventful ride back, we reach the guest house by 9 and settle in our rooms. Where we eat, sleep and watch tv. The uncanny resemblance to our Bangalore weekends leave us sighing and mumbling to each other till it becomes 5 pm. Aah the official closing time for the Bandh. He he..Bandh's closing time..get it? He he..anyways, we both pounce at the opportunity to go to the local market. While everybody shops for shawls and jewelry, we do what we do best- prowl for food.
We admire how the Ladakhis have opened their arms to the foreign population. You name it, they have a local version of it- The Pizza Hut, Punjabi Dhaba. And they have a huge number of German Bakeries stocked with peanut cookies, almond triangles, the yummiest apple pies,  mascarpone cakes - you name it. And the paneer- the melt-in-your-mouth fluffy, poetry inducing paneer- words can't describe them.
Getting back on subject, we get a few souvenirs from the Tibetan Refugee Market, meet a Tamil speaking Ladakhi shopkeeper, feel a very tiny bit satisfied we've at least stepped out of the guest house that day, and catch a taxi back.
The guest house weirdly feels like home now - and we settle with the Carrom board. Only this time, the Lolly lickers have joined and hey, they're kind of fun, after all.