What Bangalore has done to me

[11:55:54 AM] Naatama:
moongil thottam... mooligai vaasam... neranja mounamm... pournami iravu..panii vizhum kaadu... othai adi paadha..un kooda podi nada..
[11:57:52 AM] Me:
          mullangi saaptom
          manangati vaasam
          kaai romba moasam
          nethi iravu
          pani vittaen roti
          thurivi vittaen adha
          seri dhan podi

Random Memory - 3 (or is it 4? oh well!)

Me (walking into classroom): Hi guys
Na (who was mid conversation with Ni): Hi..wait..(turning back to Ni) so where is it again?
Ni: You know butt doctor near my place right?
Na: Ya
Me(thinking): Butt doctor?
Ni: Ya..so you take the right before butt doctor's clinic
Me(thinking): Woah...so it is a butt doctor! What on earth does he do?!
Na: ok...butt doctor's right. Got it.
Me: Excuse me, but I just have to ask. What does butt doctor do?
Ni: He has a clinic
Me: Ya..but what does he do?
Na: What do you mean? He's a doctor!

So I let it go at that. I did not think digging into details about a butt doctor was going to help.
And then I spent an agonizing month not knowing who a butt doctor is.
Until one fine day, I went to Ni's place.
And saw the clinic next to her house.

The board said 'Bhatt Clinic'

Aisalakadi

I put betel leaf stylely
I punch hard on nose
See came blood
This amar's heart pure

Aisalakadi rythm only madam/sir
Amar is solid when it comes to song madam/sir

Why?
Because I can now :D :D
Hallelujah! :D