Thursday, July 1, 2010

:D

Here's a quote that somehow reached me from somewhere:

Luv is- When we drink the same coconut water and just put in 2 straws.
Friendship is- when we have one coconut and one straw and say "Saniyane! Full-a kudikkaaatha!!"

Brilliant isnt it? :D

Friday, April 9, 2010

Geek and Latin

Like the rest of the world right now, I too am a hugee fan of The Big Bang Theory.
And anybody who follows it as much as I do would have watched the latest episode of Sheldon getting drunk and getting geeky on jokes.
Here's one of the jokes:
So a neutron walks into a bar n asks the bartender…how much for a drink?
And the bartender says….for you…no charge!

He he he he he....i admit it...I'm geeky enough to find it funny (yes...i still remember loadsa stuff like that...any Tamilnadu stateboard student would!). So the Software professional in me made me forward it to our ever running thread of stuff and nonsense. And you know what I love about my friends? They dont just leave it at a chuckle, they tend to make conversations out of it, making anybody else who reads the whole thing wanna tear their head off. And the conclusion and questions that developed from this joke?
1. If an electron walks into the bar, will it have to give the bartender the drink?
2. Or will it hook up with a proton at the bar?
3. If does hook up with a proton, will it become neutral and get a free drink?
Does this means couples always get free stuff?
4. Wen a fast movin neutron hits a uranium atom, it splits n produces 2 elemnts ka atoms...So is the uranium like divorce?
5. Are the 2 other elements ka atoms that come as a side product, children from the marriage?
Hmmm........

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Frozen

Its been a year since I posted that. Guess what I realized when I read it again today?
I'm frozen in time!
I am still bored.
I am still stuck in a rut.
I am still whiling away time till I get to go to the foodcourt and watch IPL
I am still grrrrr.
The wise soul still maintains that life is round and reminds us of it whenever she gets a chance.
But there is one interesting development though....I am even more clueless and confused about what I want with my life than I was an year ago.
Can I ever get out the circle?

Monday, March 29, 2010

Vaaya Thaandi Varuvaya

I have decided my current lifestyle is very boring...and i need a change. I am thinking of an alternate career. I am going to become....(drumroll)...a director...hey! I've tried script writing already...remember the trials and tribulations of kaaka raja?
So after much deliberation, I am going to make a movie based on a young lad...
Not just any young lad...a young lad who is in love with dosa...
Not just any dosa..masala dosa...but does the dosa love the boy back? Will it appease his taste buds..will the cook let it out the kitchen...will it upset his delicate stomach?
I wont tell you more so I dont ruin the sure-to-be-a-runaway-hit movie..but here's how the trailer is going to be...

toin toin....
dosaiya thaedita po mudiyadhu...adhu pasikanum..adhuva vayiru valikanum
poatu thaakanum..thazhakeela perata kudadhu..eppovume nalla eranganum..adhan true dosa
so actuala naa dosaiya choose panlam..adhuva manathathu...
idhan masala dosa...crispy...well done...adhu ta oru taste iruku...and yummy too

Mamalayeri Varum Thennal.....

(flash scene 1)
vaenan da....gastric prechanai aaydum..

(flash scene 2)
vaenan da....

toi toi toiii...aaaroomaaleeeeeeee....

(flash scene 3)
nee adhelam serious-a eduthukadha...inga enna solludhu...dosa dosa nu dhane solludhu....

ulagathla ithana dosa iruku la..naa yaen masala dosaiya luv panraen?
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Whadaya ppl think? ;)



Acknowledgements:
One blown up baby and one kozha poata payya for her dosa :P

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Pheelings of Philosophers - 2

Time is money
Money is evil
Hence time is evil
U cant stop time
So u cant stop evil
such is life

Acknowledgements: Sowj and our pantry's Light Tea

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Pheelings Of Philosophers

What do you get when you combine bored souls searching-for-the-meaning-of-life-while-reading-dilbert-comics are out together in a 24x7 group chat?

Lpakki says: the wrld
Lpakki says: is crappy
Naatama says: y isnt it round :P

Little interruption here:
Our wise LPakki is the formulator of many theories...the most famous one being 'Life is round'..tho we did find later she'd ripped it off from Dr.(Ahem)Vijay's Vaazhkai oru Vattam...she being his number 1 fan n all (yes yes...i can understand ur horror :P)
You now go go back to reading our regularly scheduled programme...

Lpakki says: itss round and crappy
Naatama says: :D
Lpakki says: may be itss crappy bcoz its rnd
Lpakki says: if it had been a square it wud hav been neat...may be
Lpakki says: (think)

Me says: no
Me says: then u'd hafta cross the corners...nw its smooth :P
Me says: tat may explain the boredom tho

Lpakki says: yeahh
Lpakki says: itss the same everytime...so boringg

Me says: then its ur duty
Lpakki says: ?
Me says: to ride out on a tangent

Lpakki says: watss tat tangent
Lpakki says: sliding way to heaven r hell kya

Me says: a tangent is not out the circle......
Me says: heaven or hell r concentric circle to life.... ie below or abv
Me says: a tangent is jus ricocheting off ur prescribed circle (assuming each person is prescribed a circle by God)
Me says: u can always get bak to the circle coz its connectd to the circle by a point....catch my point?

Lpakki says: (yes)

Disclaimer: All characters and ideas in the above watever is purely non fictional and any co-incidence in real life may mean you hafta runnnn for cover.